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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)

stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
—Azra Tabassum  (via seulray)

(Source: amanda-oaks)

setbabiesonfire:

what do you mean i missed woodstock

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

beyoncevevo:

STOP
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

paulpak:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t

(Source: princehomo)

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

psl:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

LOOOOOOOOL cold

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me